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posted on 30 Mar 2007 19:41 by caidoz  in Life

I found this when trying to find the buses to downtown
While reading it I couldn't stop laughing
read it yourself

How-to-Ride: Bus

  1. Look for this symbol. (Figure 1) [OK]
  2. Go to this location. Some stops service multiple routes.
    Route numbers will also be listed on the sign. (Figure 2) [Hmmm]


    Figure 1



    Figure 2
  3. Wait for your bus. It's best to arrive at your stop at least 5 minutes early.[.........]
  4. Get on your bus (route number and last stop on route are indicated above the windshield of the bus). [Of coures, I'm waiting for bus not taxi!]
  5. Pay, which can be done with exact change (you can use dollar bills) or by swiping your pass or farecard. [If not they may kicked you out! LOL]
  6. Have a seat, stare out the window, daydream, sleep, read, etc. [I really like this one ^ ^]
  7. Get off at your stop. The driver will announce stops, or you can refer to the timetable/schedule. To indicate it's your stop, pull the stop cord or press the stop bar to notify the driver that your stop is coming up. If you are unsure, you can always ask the driver.
  8. Repeat process to return home or to reach another destination. [LOL]

from: http://www.riderta.com/howtoride_bus.asp

"........Thank you for clarifying the obvious.........."
Quote from Mitchii - I suddenlyrealize how he feel ^ ^''

There is other one but for the train
It's quite the same but has some different - -*

How-to-Ride: Rapid Transit (Train)

  1. Go to the nearest train station.
  2. When the train arrives, and comes to a complete stop, board the train.
  3. Pay, which can be done with exact change (you can use dollar bills) or by swiping your pass or farecard.
  4. Locate the route map inside the train and identify your exit station.
  5. Have a seat, chat with other riders, do nothing, etc.[Thanks for telling me to do nothing......]
  6. Get off at your stop (the operator will announce each upcoming station).
  7. Repeat process to return home or to reach your next destination.

from: http://www.riderta.com/howtoride_rapidtransit.asp

I think they don't use the same line because the train have no view outside the window XD

That's it for today


edit @ 2007/03/30 20:05:01

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how to No.6 sounds good,right~~~
and No.5 for train too~~

btw both last No.s make ma wanna shout out loud. "For what!!!!!!"
ถ้าไม่เกต ชั้นอยากตะโกนว่า "จะบอกเพื่อออออออ!!!!!"

#1 By คุณแมว_OVA on 2007-03-30 20:02

lol

#2 By pradchan on 2007-03-30 23:02

แป เปงไทด้วยสิ พล่อยลี่ รุมะ คนอ่านลำบาก 55+
อยุ่ที่นุ่นดูแลตัวเองด้วยนะจ้า

#3 By -:-||pInGpOnG||-:- on 2007-03-31 15:26

lmao
Have a good trip.

#4 By shongsalomon on 2007-04-01 13:17

หึหึหึ ขำเกินบรรยายจนไม่อาจเขียนเป็นประกิดได้
สอนละเอียดทุกขั้นตอน ไม่มีตดหล่นเลย....
คล้ายๆกันที่ฉลากข้างผลิตภัณฑ์ประเภทที่เเบบว่า...สมุดโน๊ต เอาไว้เขียน ขนม มีไว้กินเลย.... = =a

#5 By ~ ๏ cuf ๏ ~ on 2007-04-01 22:55

ตดหล่นหรือตกหล่น?

#6 By shongsalomon on 2007-04-03 08:10

555 no.6 for bus and no. 5 for train are so funny. they're so kind. huh? telling u how to go home too
WANNA SAY THIS TOO
"FOR WHAT!!!~~~"

#7 By GOT -G (161.200.255.162) on 2007-04-03 14:07

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